Deity Satisfaction Survey

The gods would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.

In order to better serve your needs, they ask that you take a few moments to answer the following questions:

How did you find out about your deity?:


Which model deity did you acquire:

Did your god come to you undamaged?:

Damaged deity:

If No, describe the problems you initially encountered. Please indicate all that apply:

Choice factors:

What factors were relevant in your decision to acquire a deity?
Please check all that apply.

False gods:

Have you ever worshipped a deity before? If so, which false god were you fooled by?
Please check all that apply.

Sorry - that's Donald Trump again!


Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition to a god?
Please check all that apply

Divine Intervention:

Gods reputedly employ a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve a balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Which would you prefer?
Please tick one below:

Disasters & Miracles:

Gods also reputedly attempt to maintain a balanced level of disasters and miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 your opinion of the handling of the following:

(1 = unsatisfactory, 5 = excellent)

a. Disasters:

b. Miracles:

Further offerings:

From time to time the gods reputedly makes available the names and addresses of Her/His followers and devotees to selected reputedly divine personages who provide quality services and perform intercessions in His/Her behalf.

Are you interested in a compilation of listed offerings?


Thank you for your time.

If you now press Submit, you will immediately earn one spiritual point redeemable in the Eternal Paradise of your choice.